The art of the Georgia

Date of autopsy: April 6th 2014

Name of patient: Georgia Mae Gould Bishton

Date of birth of patient: 23/02/1998

Date of death: April 1st 2014

Height: 5'6"

Weight: Couldn't care less

Hair colour: Probably blonde

Eye colour: Blue

Age: 16

Clothing: 

1. Printed t-shirt with the scent of Red Bull on it

2. Chequered shirt

3. Jeans stained with coffee

4. Worn Legend of Zelda belt

5. Patterned socks

6. Boots

7. Metal necklace

External examination:

Tattoo found on right shoulder of 3 butterflies and burns on arms which have been matched to baking tins. Scar found on right eyebrow. Hair has been dyed multiple times but is assumed to be naturally blonde. Finger nails to be painted multiple colours and toe nails being similar. Also found to have drooped eyes possibly linked to her lack of sleep.

X-Ray:

Nothing unusual found.

History:

Scar on eyebrow is said to be from an accident with a metal pole at a young age by family accounts. Eyes to be slightly blurred from excessive watching of YouTube videos and faulty thumb muscles from Peggle 2.

Cause of death: Exhaustion.

Other notes:

Traces of soap found in mouth, possibly been washed with it due to the large quantity found. According to every single person who has ever known her she is emotionally and socially inept so outside influences can be ruled out. Also known to make terrible jokes.

Summary: 

This 16 year old female died of exhaustion after countless hours on the internet and even more hours lying in her bed trying to get to sleep.

... Also suspected to be a wizard.